Post by Mr. Katz on May 11, 2019 17:37:42 GMT
Mr Katz appears backstage wearing his ring attire in the backstage area of the Ford Field.
Mr Katz: I use to call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine, I can’t now. I can’t call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine but it’s not because some might say “NO” when I called myself the best unexpected champion in Divine. I worked hard to turn every “NO” into a “YES”.
Katz waggles his index finger of his gloved right hand.
Mr Katz: I can’t call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine because I’m not a champion, I couldn’t survive Kieran Overton’s onslaught.
Katz looks disappointed before a smile spreads on his face, he sticks his tongue out in fun.
Mr Katz: Well fuck it, I'll keep going. As always, I will keep going until I become the best unexpected champion in Divine again. Yes, that’s right, I’m going to become Hardcore Champion again. The hard work is going to be worth it as I become an actually respectable champion, a rarity in this industry. The hard work is going to be worth it as I work my way back to the top. I don’t take “NO” as an answer, I worked hard to turn every “NO” into a “YES”, and I’m going to win the Hardcore Championship again.
Katz smiles again.
Mr Katz: I don’t care if Overton tries to end my career or Kelly tries to end my life. I don’t care if people don’t think I’m good enough to be a success, I don’t worry about other people’s opinions. However I do respect everyone else’s opinion but mine will not change for anyone. It’s simple, my opinion is that I was the best unexpected champion in Divine. I don’t know how much evidence people need to admit that I was the best unexpected champion in Divine, but I’m coming for the Hardcore Championship to prove it. I'm going to take a risk and seize this main event opportunity to get momentum. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Katz still has a smile on his painted face.
Mr Katz: Kai Stevens claims I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel but actually I’m in the main event because this is where I work, this is where I work. I work at the top, representing the people as the undercat, giving a sliver of hope to humanity that they can make it to the top as well. Being the undercat who climbs ascends to the top is mesmerizing to the crowd, I have to win. I can take one look at the concept of a ladder match and I realize that ladder matches can be nightmares, I know there are no tangible rules. I don’t care, I’m going to win for the audience. So, Brianna Rissi or Ryan Kelly, bring on the pain. I’ll be walking out to win this ladder match, getting the momentum, heading to face Overton for the Hardcore Championship. There is absolutely nothing my current opponents Brianna Rissi and Ryan Kelly can do to stop me from representing these people as Hardcore Champion. There is nothing that my future opponent Overton can do to stop me from representing these people as Hardcore Champion, he might be dangerous but he is as respectable as my piss litter. These people deserve to admire me as Hardcore Champion so after I defeat Brianna Rissi and Ryan Kelly. Well, I will defeat Overton and I’ll be returning with my championship as a two-time Hardcore Champion.
Mr Katz walks away as the scene fades.
Mr Katz: I use to call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine, I can’t now. I can’t call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine but it’s not because some might say “NO” when I called myself the best unexpected champion in Divine. I worked hard to turn every “NO” into a “YES”.
Katz waggles his index finger of his gloved right hand.
Mr Katz: I can’t call myself the best unexpected champion in Divine because I’m not a champion, I couldn’t survive Kieran Overton’s onslaught.
Katz looks disappointed before a smile spreads on his face, he sticks his tongue out in fun.
Mr Katz: Well fuck it, I'll keep going. As always, I will keep going until I become the best unexpected champion in Divine again. Yes, that’s right, I’m going to become Hardcore Champion again. The hard work is going to be worth it as I become an actually respectable champion, a rarity in this industry. The hard work is going to be worth it as I work my way back to the top. I don’t take “NO” as an answer, I worked hard to turn every “NO” into a “YES”, and I’m going to win the Hardcore Championship again.
Katz smiles again.
Mr Katz: I don’t care if Overton tries to end my career or Kelly tries to end my life. I don’t care if people don’t think I’m good enough to be a success, I don’t worry about other people’s opinions. However I do respect everyone else’s opinion but mine will not change for anyone. It’s simple, my opinion is that I was the best unexpected champion in Divine. I don’t know how much evidence people need to admit that I was the best unexpected champion in Divine, but I’m coming for the Hardcore Championship to prove it. I'm going to take a risk and seize this main event opportunity to get momentum. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Katz still has a smile on his painted face.
Mr Katz: Kai Stevens claims I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel but actually I’m in the main event because this is where I work, this is where I work. I work at the top, representing the people as the undercat, giving a sliver of hope to humanity that they can make it to the top as well. Being the undercat who climbs ascends to the top is mesmerizing to the crowd, I have to win. I can take one look at the concept of a ladder match and I realize that ladder matches can be nightmares, I know there are no tangible rules. I don’t care, I’m going to win for the audience. So, Brianna Rissi or Ryan Kelly, bring on the pain. I’ll be walking out to win this ladder match, getting the momentum, heading to face Overton for the Hardcore Championship. There is absolutely nothing my current opponents Brianna Rissi and Ryan Kelly can do to stop me from representing these people as Hardcore Champion. There is nothing that my future opponent Overton can do to stop me from representing these people as Hardcore Champion, he might be dangerous but he is as respectable as my piss litter. These people deserve to admire me as Hardcore Champion so after I defeat Brianna Rissi and Ryan Kelly. Well, I will defeat Overton and I’ll be returning with my championship as a two-time Hardcore Champion.
Mr Katz walks away as the scene fades.