Post by Mr. Katz on Mar 7, 2019 22:23:07 GMT
Mr Katz laughs for a little while as the camera zooms out. Mr Katz is backstage wearing his gold cross with his Hardcore Championship and a green, fur coat as he cuts a promo with his British accent.
Mr Katz: I was the CLEAR WINNER when I retained my Hardcore title over Kuttah but I didn't look like a winner afterwards and my celebration was short lived. I guess I shouldn’t have made such a big deal of my win because a few minutes later, I wasn’t winning. A few minutes later Clawde Vigor was shamefully and cowardly attacking me.
Mr Katz chuckles and looks down for a second. Katz looks up and continues to speak with a somewhat sarcastic tone.
Mr Katz: Vigor sure can do a LOT when someone’s back is turned. Vigor’s attack was possibly a last ditch effort to maintain relevance, yet it worked to some degree. I can’t forget about the pain and suffering I have gone through at the hands of Vigor. I've really hated how things have gone for me lately. What made me the main target of so many monsters? Vigor spent most of his career bullying me, he needs anger management or therapy.
Mr Katz giggles nervously, uneasy about the thought of angering Vigor but Katz is feeling cocky.
Mr Katz: Vigor is a danger to anyone who crosses his path and it seems we are destined to cross paths more than once. I will make him feel what he makes the people feel, the misery that comes from always living in fear. The suffering the people have gone through, I can not fail them! I think I’m more cursed than blessed, my demise is inevitable. It’s terrifying but at some point, I will fight until I physically can’t anymore. My fight will come to an end at some time however, all the monsters are going to have to wait because I can still fight for now and I’m going to fight as hard as I can right now. I’m not going to take the time I have now for granted.
Mr Katz places his hands on his hips and puffs up his chest a bit like Superman, really showcasing his new attitude.
Mr Katz: It will take a superhuman effort to defeat Vigor but I’m not giving up until I defeat him. There is no easy exit, no way out but this Hardcore title gives me meaning and purpose. I can’t let Vigor take my Hardcore Championship, Vigor is chasing something he can never have and I’M called delusional. I won’t be letting go of this championship without a fight, I have prospered despite the adversity and this Hardcore title is the evidence. I’m not expected to be champion but I work hard despite my size, we celebrate the little people. The undercats and underdogs define our culture, we celebrate the little people. When people cheer, when people know that SAGA stands for SUPER AWESOME GUITAR ACTION, I am celebrated. I’m celebrated because I work hard. With sheer hard work, I will survive this fight and I will keep working to be the unexpected best champion in SAGA. I’m training to stay the best because I have a clear dream that I want to chase, staying the greatest unexpected best champion in SAGA and I will walk out still THE GREATEST UNEXPECTED BEST CHAMPION in SAGA.
Mr Katz laughs a bit more realizing how cocky and outrageous he sounds.
Mr Katz: You should understand my dedication to living up to my own hype, I psyche myself up too much. I’m hyped but the fans keep me humble, I’m nothing without them and this title represents them. You aren’t scary when I have millions of people behind me, Vigor. You have no idea what’s coming your way but are you ready for the unexpected?
Mr Katz smiles and leaves the scene, the scene fades to an end.
Mr Katz: I was the CLEAR WINNER when I retained my Hardcore title over Kuttah but I didn't look like a winner afterwards and my celebration was short lived. I guess I shouldn’t have made such a big deal of my win because a few minutes later, I wasn’t winning. A few minutes later Clawde Vigor was shamefully and cowardly attacking me.
Mr Katz chuckles and looks down for a second. Katz looks up and continues to speak with a somewhat sarcastic tone.
Mr Katz: Vigor sure can do a LOT when someone’s back is turned. Vigor’s attack was possibly a last ditch effort to maintain relevance, yet it worked to some degree. I can’t forget about the pain and suffering I have gone through at the hands of Vigor. I've really hated how things have gone for me lately. What made me the main target of so many monsters? Vigor spent most of his career bullying me, he needs anger management or therapy.
Mr Katz giggles nervously, uneasy about the thought of angering Vigor but Katz is feeling cocky.
Mr Katz: Vigor is a danger to anyone who crosses his path and it seems we are destined to cross paths more than once. I will make him feel what he makes the people feel, the misery that comes from always living in fear. The suffering the people have gone through, I can not fail them! I think I’m more cursed than blessed, my demise is inevitable. It’s terrifying but at some point, I will fight until I physically can’t anymore. My fight will come to an end at some time however, all the monsters are going to have to wait because I can still fight for now and I’m going to fight as hard as I can right now. I’m not going to take the time I have now for granted.
Mr Katz places his hands on his hips and puffs up his chest a bit like Superman, really showcasing his new attitude.
Mr Katz: It will take a superhuman effort to defeat Vigor but I’m not giving up until I defeat him. There is no easy exit, no way out but this Hardcore title gives me meaning and purpose. I can’t let Vigor take my Hardcore Championship, Vigor is chasing something he can never have and I’M called delusional. I won’t be letting go of this championship without a fight, I have prospered despite the adversity and this Hardcore title is the evidence. I’m not expected to be champion but I work hard despite my size, we celebrate the little people. The undercats and underdogs define our culture, we celebrate the little people. When people cheer, when people know that SAGA stands for SUPER AWESOME GUITAR ACTION, I am celebrated. I’m celebrated because I work hard. With sheer hard work, I will survive this fight and I will keep working to be the unexpected best champion in SAGA. I’m training to stay the best because I have a clear dream that I want to chase, staying the greatest unexpected best champion in SAGA and I will walk out still THE GREATEST UNEXPECTED BEST CHAMPION in SAGA.
Mr Katz laughs a bit more realizing how cocky and outrageous he sounds.
Mr Katz: You should understand my dedication to living up to my own hype, I psyche myself up too much. I’m hyped but the fans keep me humble, I’m nothing without them and this title represents them. You aren’t scary when I have millions of people behind me, Vigor. You have no idea what’s coming your way but are you ready for the unexpected?
Mr Katz smiles and leaves the scene, the scene fades to an end.