Post by Mr. Katz on Feb 6, 2019 13:52:42 GMT
Mr Katz appears in the halls of The Donald L. Tucker Civic Center with a camera crew, his Hardcore Championship and a green coat are on his shoulders and his gold cross dangles from his neck.
Mr Katz: I have been Hardcore Champion for over fifty days, that’s no fluke. Kai Stevens said I was delusional, that I had delusions of grandeur. They are not delusions of grandeur when you are champion. Now my opponent Kuttah isn’t a champion but he sure is delusional, Kuttah is under the delusion that my Hardcore Championship belongs to him. Kuttah says my soul and title belongs to The Dark Circus. Talk is cheap, you want my title? Shut up and come get me! I will never succumb, I will never be one of you. Feast your eyes on my Hardcore Champion.
Mr Katz takes the title off his shoulder, raising it to the camera.
Mr Katz: Everyone thinks they have a claim to being the deserving Hardcore Champion, they claim they are more hardcore than myself. I don’t care what people say because I’m smart. I run away from monsters like Vigor and Stevens so I can survive long enough to defend my title against guys like you Kuttah. The Hardcore title I wear signifies that I am the most hardcore wrestler this company has, like it or not. Kuttah, you might think I’m a pussy but I’m going to kill your ego if you underestimate me.
Mr Katz (Spanish alter): Ser campeón durante cincuenta días no fue accidente.
Mr Katz: You better fight with everything in your power or I will make you tap out in the middle of the ring. I know I said that to Kai Stevens BUT THIS TIME FOR REAL YOU GUYS!
Katz puts the Hardcore title on his shoulder before steps out of frame for a second. Stepping back into frame waving a green guitar like a guitar at the cameraman.
Mr Katz: You want get wild? Let’s get wild! You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts! Let’s bring in chairs, ladders, tables, guitars! I leave a pool of blood, broken guitars, and broken dreams. I’m going to turn your white facepaint into a mask of blood red. Violence is so delicious and magnificent, is it not? Violence to you people is an artform so just call me Violent Vincent Van Gogh! I’m not concerned with what I have to do to retain my title, I’m just so damn tired of people saying I’m not hardcore. I’m embracing my inner bad-boy, I want to wipe Kuttah off the face of God’s green Earth. I might not have to even getting disqualified like I was against Stevens, I can possibly beat you with bloody basic wrestling and make it look hardcore!
Katz exhales, he puts down the green guitar.
Mr Katz: I mean you lost to Legion, she hit you with everything from a Running Corner Knee to a Hip Toss to an Inverted Atomic Drop. That’s not a slight on Legion by any means, it doesn’t change the fact that you got beat my basic wrestling moves. I can do the same as Legion and if I can’t, I’ll just slam my guitar over your head. I crush my guitar over the heads of my opponents because everyone in SAGA knows that SAGA stands for Super Awesome Guitar Action! Even our Pure Champion knows that SAGA stands for Super Awesome Guitar Action. Kai Stevens didn’t give up so I left him a bloody mess and I’m leaving Tallahassee, Florida with my title secured on my waist no matter what.
Mr Katz cracks his neck.
Mr Katz: I’m going to prove everyone wrong. I've been an underdog, or rather undercat my whole life and that's how I like it. I didn’t expect smooth sailings when I won the Hardcore title. Whether it’s hitting suplexes all day or using my guitar to end Kuttah’s night early, I will close this chapter of my story STILL your Hardcore champion. I’m going to beat Kuttah and move on to the next monster. Church compared me to Greeks’ Odysseus, I believe I’m more like Heracles without the strength. I mean the real Heracles, not the Disney version. My mom despised me, I get a bit crazy and violent some times, and most importantly….
Katz picks up his guitar, heading past the camera man as he finishes his sentence in Spanish with a deeper voice.
Mr Katz (Spanish alter): Mato monstruos.
Mr Katz: I have been Hardcore Champion for over fifty days, that’s no fluke. Kai Stevens said I was delusional, that I had delusions of grandeur. They are not delusions of grandeur when you are champion. Now my opponent Kuttah isn’t a champion but he sure is delusional, Kuttah is under the delusion that my Hardcore Championship belongs to him. Kuttah says my soul and title belongs to The Dark Circus. Talk is cheap, you want my title? Shut up and come get me! I will never succumb, I will never be one of you. Feast your eyes on my Hardcore Champion.
Mr Katz takes the title off his shoulder, raising it to the camera.
Mr Katz: Everyone thinks they have a claim to being the deserving Hardcore Champion, they claim they are more hardcore than myself. I don’t care what people say because I’m smart. I run away from monsters like Vigor and Stevens so I can survive long enough to defend my title against guys like you Kuttah. The Hardcore title I wear signifies that I am the most hardcore wrestler this company has, like it or not. Kuttah, you might think I’m a pussy but I’m going to kill your ego if you underestimate me.
Mr Katz (Spanish alter): Ser campeón durante cincuenta días no fue accidente.
Mr Katz: You better fight with everything in your power or I will make you tap out in the middle of the ring. I know I said that to Kai Stevens BUT THIS TIME FOR REAL YOU GUYS!
Katz puts the Hardcore title on his shoulder before steps out of frame for a second. Stepping back into frame waving a green guitar like a guitar at the cameraman.
Mr Katz: You want get wild? Let’s get wild! You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts! Let’s bring in chairs, ladders, tables, guitars! I leave a pool of blood, broken guitars, and broken dreams. I’m going to turn your white facepaint into a mask of blood red. Violence is so delicious and magnificent, is it not? Violence to you people is an artform so just call me Violent Vincent Van Gogh! I’m not concerned with what I have to do to retain my title, I’m just so damn tired of people saying I’m not hardcore. I’m embracing my inner bad-boy, I want to wipe Kuttah off the face of God’s green Earth. I might not have to even getting disqualified like I was against Stevens, I can possibly beat you with bloody basic wrestling and make it look hardcore!
Katz exhales, he puts down the green guitar.
Mr Katz: I mean you lost to Legion, she hit you with everything from a Running Corner Knee to a Hip Toss to an Inverted Atomic Drop. That’s not a slight on Legion by any means, it doesn’t change the fact that you got beat my basic wrestling moves. I can do the same as Legion and if I can’t, I’ll just slam my guitar over your head. I crush my guitar over the heads of my opponents because everyone in SAGA knows that SAGA stands for Super Awesome Guitar Action! Even our Pure Champion knows that SAGA stands for Super Awesome Guitar Action. Kai Stevens didn’t give up so I left him a bloody mess and I’m leaving Tallahassee, Florida with my title secured on my waist no matter what.
Mr Katz cracks his neck.
Mr Katz: I’m going to prove everyone wrong. I've been an underdog, or rather undercat my whole life and that's how I like it. I didn’t expect smooth sailings when I won the Hardcore title. Whether it’s hitting suplexes all day or using my guitar to end Kuttah’s night early, I will close this chapter of my story STILL your Hardcore champion. I’m going to beat Kuttah and move on to the next monster. Church compared me to Greeks’ Odysseus, I believe I’m more like Heracles without the strength. I mean the real Heracles, not the Disney version. My mom despised me, I get a bit crazy and violent some times, and most importantly….
Katz picks up his guitar, heading past the camera man as he finishes his sentence in Spanish with a deeper voice.
Mr Katz (Spanish alter): Mato monstruos.